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Friday, April 22

New Conspiracy Theory!

I just noticed that my phone has no reception. Neither does my mum, or Nick (who is also with Optus). My conclusion, it's the Telstra aliens invading Earth and blocking all Optus networks. Luckily, Optus isn't my ISP, so I'm able to record this. Dad's phone is fine, he's with Telstra. See what I mean?

posted by Fodder at 1:51 AM

7 Comments:

  • anna!!...med people have been studying lots of appraisals (if i know how to spell it) and stuff...so you better give convincing evidence before formulating a new theory. I had similar theories about Optus and it trying to ruin my friendships around 5 months ago when whatever SMS i sent and whatever SMS i recieved arrived around 12 to 24 hours after the send button was pushed. so i missed lots of information and invitations..anyway..Optus sucked back then

    By Blogger saman, at 1:16 PM, April 22, 2005  

  • i love optus! optus rox my sox :S
    Actually it does let my parents call me for free :S
    I always have reception :S
    I always have credit :S
    555 always works for me :S
    (this whole post may well be true and irrevokable fact :S)

    By Blogger Jeanie, at 5:16 PM, April 22, 2005  

  • hey i'm with optus too! man that is so cool eh?
    coincidence? i think NOT.
    er do i actually have anything real to say in this comment...hmm...lalala...nope not really...
    i can play hallelujah on guitar now! well...the intro anyway...but that IS the most exciting part! now all i need to get is a capo and a wig and lots of foundation to lighten my skin and voila i'll be the next jeff buckley!

    By Blogger JingleBells, at 6:04 PM, April 22, 2005  

  • hmmmmm

    i am with orange
    they charge crappily for calling other mobiles
    but most of the time have good reception

    hmmmmm
    does your optus phones just not work at your place?
    maybe its just the optus towers in your area the aliens have invaded?
    perhaps it could be a direct conspiracy against you??? and not optus??
    ahhhh!!!

    hehe
    has this incident detracted much from your quality of life? if so i would be banking on the conspiracy being directed at you!!

    hehe
    food for thought hey

    seesya later
    Lucky

    By Blogger Lucky, at 9:08 PM, April 24, 2005  

  • Optus is eeeeeevil. Optus is the creator of 'FreeTime' which equals Anna getting a billion calls from Anjelica, who is in the same house as her, just for requests to get orange juice, find her book, bring her my iPod, etc.

    Since Shrek, Hallelujah has become one of my favourite songs, though I haven't heard the Jeff Buckley version yet.

    Yes! The world is conspiring against me!

    By Blogger Anna the Annoying, at 5:15 AM, April 25, 2005  

  • uh... my phone almost never have signal no matter who i am with... i guess that;s my phone conspiring against me then .... either that or it knows that i dont feel like goin 2 safeway 2 work so it purposely make calls drop out so i dont have 2 be killed by salem

    By Anonymous shaz, at 9:10 PM, April 25, 2005  

  • I wish my phone did that whenever Salem called.

    By Blogger Anna the Annoying, at 1:40 AM, April 27, 2005  

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