Mocktion™ Number Three

Name: Chris
D.O.B.: 20 December '84
Eye colour: Green
Hair colour: Brown

Height: 176cm
Likes: snowboarding, payback
Dislikes: drugs and slow cars
Position in the army of Anna the Supreme Ruler of the Universe: nemisis

A: What is the funniest thing that you've ever seen in a toilet?
C: my own reflection after too much jose guervo

A: Why is it that you want to take over the world? You're destroying
the dreams of an innocent, little 18 year old!
C: hey dont worry you can be my butler or something

A: Can I have the blueprints to your secret underground lair?
C: its only a cardboard box that has some breathing holes. but sure.

A: There is a cow in your bedroom, please explain... (*does a
horrible Pauline Hanson impersonation*)
C: thats just a big penguin.

A: I should be asking proper date-ish questions. So, what is your
idea of a perfect date?
C: gotta be romantic...summertime, nice restaurant, candles, roses,outaside under the stars...you know the usual stuff

A: Would you insist on paying for everything, splitting it 50-50 or
making him/her pay for everything?
C: guy paying everything, always.

A: You want to know why I had him/her? Well, you never know, a guy
ended up winning the bid for Ricky-san!
C: what are you talking about?

Same rules apply. The current highest bid is $100. Bid away!!!