Auctions are Fun! Part two

Part of being able to auction Tasha over MSN was the agreement that she could auction me too, and there has been a request to put up a page for other people to post their bids for me, and now Chris too (I'll get to his page in a moment, when finishes my interview). I had no idea that I would end up interviewing myself... what am I going to ask me???

Name: Anna Chang, that's Anna the Supreme Ruler of the Universe to all of you!
D.O.B.: 31/03/1986
Eye colour: Brown
Hair colour: Black, dark brown, whatever.

Height: 160cm
Likes: Funny people, nerds, funny nerds, pancakes (yum!), sci fi, Daniel Jackson (when will he be coming back???)
Dislikes: Falling asleep in the uncomfortable Harold Woodruff theatre.
Position in the army of Anna the Supreme Ruler of the Universe: Supreme Ruler of the Universe

A: There is a monkey sitting on the floor.
A: And the question is...?

A: That wasn't a question, I was just commenting.
A: Oh, well, it's not real anyway.

A: Glad I got that sorted out... OK, now for the interview. If there were 5 people stuck in an elevator, and you were one of them, who else would you want with you?
A: Keanu Reeves. Who cares who else is in there, because he can save us all!

A: Close your eyes, what do you see?
A: I saw an old monkey pissing on me... I know that I CANA"T SEE THE KEYBOARD<>

A: Er..., OK, I'm going to let me open my eyes now. I don't think I got a propler answer to my quiestions, but I don't also don't want to try that again. OK... opening eyes now. Wow, that was bad. I really can't type. Moving on.... What is your favourite subject at the moment?
A: Well, Japanese is my best subject, since I'm horrible at the other two. But I kinda like circuits, because my lecturer has one of those voices that puts you to sleep, so I can catch up on some sleep during circuits lectures. Plus, my tutes always seem to finish 40 minutes early.

A: What are your plans for the future?
A: Once I take over the world, which isn't far away, start building those statues!!! I'm going to fix all those matches that didn't quite work out, starting with Ting and Ting!

A: Who do you think Ting Chen should take to Commerce Ball?
A: Ting Liu, but I think Comm Ball 2004 is over, so maybe next year?

A: Who would you like to win this auction?
A: Well, I used to be a fan of Bill Gates, and if this were real, then he'd win if he wanted. But I'd love to have Isaac Asimov win this. Not only would it be cool to go out with him, because he is a funny nerd, but it'd also mean that he somehow came back from the dead.

A: It's getting late, and you have a composition to finish, can I finish this later?
A: Sure. Ja mata.


Considering what's happening with infinity bids, there are new rules:

1. The most recent bid that's higher than the previous highest bid is the current highest bid.

2. If your bid cannot be expressed as a constant, then it doesn't count.

3. You cannot bid your life, or someone else's, only fake money.

REMINDER :If you're going to post anonymously, could you put your name at the end?