Short retirement

Yay! I have a new project. I know that I retired from matchmaking, but Ricky-san (:P) is just too irresistable. He's looking for "cute geeky girls". Here's the interview:

Name: Richard Francis Cook
D.O.B.: 03/10/1986
Eye colour: Blue
Hair colour: Brown

Height: "about 6foot"
Likes: "being pretentious", and geeks
Dislikes: "non pretentious things"
Position in the army of Anna the Supreme Ruler of the Universe: "unnoticed bystander" (promotion pending)

A: If you had a pie and you could do anything with it, what would it be?
R: eat its delicious insides

A: What do you think of pancakes?
R: a poor subtitute for pie (elimination order pending)

A: What is your greatest talent and how will it serve me in my quest to take over the world?
R: poor spelling. Well, no thats not really going to help at all. Thats probably why i'm an unnoticed bystander

A: Can you operate a F/A-22 Raptor?
R: i would be lying if i didn't say yes

A: There should be more questions that I should be asking you, but I can't think of anything else that they'd want to know. So, any miscellaneous stuff?
R: they'd want to know :P who's gonna read this anyway :P i'm pretty much on a computer all the time when i'm awake.. thats probably necessary!

A: Tell me more!
R: no :P

A: Please. I'll be your best friend!
R: iiiii reffuuuse!

A: You cannot resist. It's natural for someone to talk about themselves.
R: I'm unnatural^_^

A: Ah! You just told me something. What do you do in your spare time?
R: you know watch anime. .and i play video games too! so i must you know steal candy from little children aswell.. because i am a bad man because video games warp zee mind

A: Considering that, i don't know why you don't already have a girlfriend (that was NOT sarcastic)
R: o-ok.. thanks for clearing that up!

A: Respond, say something!
R: purple monkey dishwasher

A: I guess that concludes this little interview. Thank you ricky-san :P
R: oh noes i've been quoted

To quote Warren: Over to you, ladies.