Introducing...

Seems there are lots of guys out there looking for someone.

Name: Wayland Wang
D.O.B.: 09/02/1986
Eye colour: Brown
Hair colour: Brown

Height: 187cm
Likes: "Um...hm...most things. Simpsons, MSN...pretty much anything really"
Dislikes: "Um...dunno...lotsa stuff as well...hm...nothing comes to mind...oh...my old printer..."
Position in the army of Anna the Supreme Ruler of the Universe: "A loyal servant who is actually a secret agent bringing the establishment down from the inside. make that a loyal general, commander of the robots"

A: If you had a fire truck, what would you call it?
W: Squirter

A: What do you think of pancakes?
W: deliciously flat

A: As a general, what tips can you give future officers of my army?
W: Join the dark side my friends! Usurp the tyrannical Anna!

A: Can you operate a machine gun while flying a helicopter?
W: I can parachute out of a helicopter...desert the cause and stuff you know...but I am a quick learner...so maybe

A: If Jean were in a flaming building, how would you save her?
W: Heroically burst in the door, get stuck inside and call on Superman to save us! Or I could use Squirter...but you know...this sounds better...

A: If you saw Jean sitting alone, how would you ask her to dance?
W: Why all the questions about Jean? And I don't know how to dance...so probably not...not out on the street anyway...or anywhere in public...but I would probably go over to talk to her.

A: Jean is the only person we have in common, I'm too lazy to make up hypothetical people.
W: LOL, fine.

A: Anyway... If you were a mage, what element would you specialise in (eg, fire or lightning)? Why?
W: Lightning, cos lightning's the best!

A: But you might accidentally fry your girlfriend! Anyway... Who is cuter, elton john or george bush?
W: george bush, cos he's so funnily stoopid

A: Are you gay?!
W: no i'm not

A: Well, it's an important question!
W: haha, true, but i'm perfectly straight

A: Oh, another important question! what kind of girl do you like?
W: any i'm not fussed at this stage

A: What happened to the bikini models?
W: oh yeah, them too, whoever and what's with the bikini models anyway?

A: It's the stereotype for doctors.
W: LOL really? well, if you get me hooked up with a bikini model i'd be very happy

A: OK, in movies, and CSI Miami, where everyone seems to walk around in bikinis. Females I mean! I'm an engineer, I don't know any!
W: well that's different, lol, I wasn't thinking that, but now that you mention it...

A: Oh, are YOU a closet bikini man?
W: ...no... ...maybe sometimes .look, it was only once ok!! Quit bugging me about it. And it wasn't a bikini, I had a skirt and something else dunno how to say it, um kinda a vest but girly nonetheless. lol it was for med camp, everyone did it!
And that's all folks. Interested?
Check out his blog, too[but he has retired for the moment :'( ]: http://waylandwang.blogspot.com/