Idiot's Convention

Friday, July 27

Prelude

This place is a hole, thought Jahsin. Hardly where you'd expect to find the woman heralded as the greatest healer since Constance Moony. He scanned the bar looking for the golden glow that marked a holy mage, hoping that she would be drunk enough to reveal herself. It was only on his third scan of the room that he noticed her, sitting in the corner hunched over a glass, three empty jugs at her table. The symbols above her head glowed a faint yellow, slowly dancing in a complex circular pattern. This is the greatest healer alive?! There is more light coming from that poor attempt at a lamp than from this woman.

He walked up to her and sat at her table.

'Whadya want?' she said, gruffly.

'Do you know a man named Gerald McWarthy?' Jahsin asked.

'Do you plan on buying me a drink?' came the reply. Jahsin ordered another jug of beer and a glass for himself. After he poured them both a drink, she continued, 'Gerald McWarthy... Executed three months ago. Pity. He was a very talented shadow mage.'

The symbols above Jahsin's head began to glow a fiery red, each one looking as though they were going to explode. 'Talented?! Do you know that he killed two-hundred-and-fifty-seven people during his career?'

'That many, huh? Well, I did say that he was talented. Killing people is what shadow magi do, you know that.'

'It wasn't their time to die.'

'They died, so it must have been their time to die.'

'He killed my wife!'

'I'm sorry for your loss. Anyway, as nice as it is talking to you, you have terrible taste in beer, so if you don't have a point to make, leave.'

'You healed him.'

'I am well aware of that, I was there.'

'Why?'

'Did you get hit on the head as a baby or something? See these yellow robes? I. Am. A. Holy. Mage. A healer, in fact.' she drawled sarcastically. 'Healing people is what I do.'

'Healers are forbidden to heal wanted men.'

'The Holy Code has its flaws. I use my magic to save lives, it is what I was taught to do and what I choose to do. If there is a chance to save a life, I will take it, regardless of who that life belongs to.'

Jahsin's symbols were moving around violently, pulsating with red light. 'When Gerald was executed, I thought I lost my chance at revenge. Then I heard that he nearly died two days before he killed my wife, but fortunately for him, he was saved by a healer.'

Jahsin's body began to glow. The people in the bar began to take notice. The woman at the table sighed. 'You know what the problem with full fire mages is? It's impossible to have a conversation with one. The moment you say something they don't like, they just threaten to blow everybody up.'

One by one, a panicked expression appeared on their faces as it dawned on them what was about to happen. Suddenly, the people in the bar began to run around in terror. 'Somebody find a water mage!', 'Help, he's going to blow us all up!', 'Stop this you crazy man!', 'Don't provoke him, you'll make him angrier!'

'You don't need to do this. Killing me won't bring your wife back.'

'Maybe not, but it'll stop people like you from saving people like Gerald!'

She sighed again. The symbols above her head changed to a dark yellow and stood still. The rest of the room followed suit, Jahsin looking almost comical as his body had become bright orange. The woman closed her eyes and one of her symbols began to circle Jahsin, leaving behind a yellow trail with each pass, until he was entirely covered. Her symbols changed back to a pale yellow and the people around them continued to exit the pub.

'What is this?!' Jahsin demanded.

'You can explode, but most of the force will be contained by that shield. At best you will destroy this table in front of us.'

'How is this possible? You can't have had time to created a shield!'

'"When it's a matter of life or death, time is of no consequence." It's from the Shadow Code. Clever people, they are.'

'You're bluffing, there is no way you could have done it, so there will be holes and the escaping force would destroy you.'

'I've heard. Jahsin Holton. You have a son, Louis. What would he do if you were dead? He has already lost a mother, how would he handle losing a father not long after?'

'He only lost a mother because of you! I'm glad to have done the world a favour and rid it of you.' His spell had finally completed, his body now so bright that it hurt to look at it.

One second later, the only thing remaining in the pub was a female head, yellow symbols dancing feverishly around.

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Tuesday, August 2

New Answering Machine Message

I'm in love with our latest answering machine message. :)

It's the Mentos Answering Machine Message, by the Brown Derbies.

Sorry we cannot take your call.
We're not at home now.

We would have answered the phone,
But clearly we're not at home,
And your call is an important one.

We'll get back to you,
To make sure that we do,
Leave a message so we know you called.

Leave a message, (backup: name and number)
Leave a message,
Start recording at the tone

Mentos, the message taker.

Wednesday, July 20

I Hate Alloc8

Considering my choice of subjects, I'm going to have to live with Alloc8 for a while. [I think I've mentioned it before, it's the timetabling system used by certain faculties at the University of Melbourne.]

Semester 2 timetable

I guess I don't have much to complain about, seeing as Jean has had a few 8AM starts, and I do get most of Monday off, but it's become a thing now. Ever semester, I must complain about my timetable. I'd be so happy if I could move my psych prac to Friday morning. Then Thursday will be less horrible. 9AM start and 6:15PM finish. :S

Oh, subject translation:

Japanese 2 242: 110-242: Japanese 2B - my Japanese subject

AlgorProbS 152: 433-152 Algorithmic Problem Solving - the second part of my first programming subject. We're learning Haskell, which Ting tells me is way better than C.

So De Cl P 121: 512-121 Social, Developmental & Clinical Psychology 1 - the second part of my psych subjects.

Sadly, no logic this semester :(

Monday, July 11

Idiot's Convention in Sydney

I'm going to steal Jing's idea and just cut and paste parts of my diary. Although I took my break in Sydney to do some revision of C code, so most of my diary ended up being code. Very boring for you all, I'm sure.

Saturday 02/07/05 8:27AM

Anna's Thoughts From the Plane to Sydney. Everything i know and love have been left behind in Melbourne, and now I am going to meet Qwest (Nelson) at the airport in Sydney. I barely know him so i am a little nervous about going to see him, but he has been nothing but nice. Then on Monday, I'm going to meet Ballar (Antoni). I had no idea that when I first met them, while playing WoW, that I'd be seeing them in real life one day.

I also have no idea what I'll be doing while in Sydney. I do have to get photos of the Monopoly® streets, and photos of Qwest and Ballar. I brought a few books, including The Alchemist to read on the plane, but I already finished it. So have nothing to do for the rest of this flight.

Saturday 02/07/05 12:07PM
Met up with Qwest, and am OK... finding Qwest was hard. It took me a while to pick him out.

Saturday 02/07/05 6:31PM
I had my first meal alone in Sydney just then, and I walked to the Sydney Opera House. It was nearly deserted where I was so I got quite scared while there, but nothing bad happened.

I'm getting too lazy to do this. Summarise.

Saw some ads for a forensic science exhibition. Waaaaaaay back in year 9, I wanted to be a forensic scientist. In year 11, Mr Hanna talked me out of it saying that I'd hate the routine analysis of evidence and report writing and talked me into doing engineering instead. Haven't regretted it since. Worked out how to get there and checked it out. Even though it was aimed at 9-year-olds, I still found it very interesting.

Got lost. I spent 3 hours walking around Sydney. Even though I was lost, I knew that I could just call Qwest and ask him to pick me up, but this was my test of independence, so I didn't want to do it until I absolutely had to. It was OK though, as I managed to find my way back. Felt very homesick along the way though.

Oh, have to say, buses in Sydney are horrible. The signs on the bus stop (if there are any) tell you where the bus stop is, and the route number of the bus, but not where the bus is going! So you have to know all the route numbers, or be at a junction where someone can tell you where you're going. The bus drivers aren't too nice, and a lot of them don't speak English very well (which is why I was lost in the first place - I don't think he understood me).

Mona, my Israeli roommate, noticed that I was feeling a bit sick (cold sick, not homesick) and gave me some Israeli medicine to take. Argh, I just remembered that I forgot to check if there really is Prozac in there. Everytime I took a tablet, I felt better. Was still feeling a bit homesick though, so I went and bought a sudoku puzzle book - yes, I am sad. But the book had a few new types of puzzles, including tsunami puzzles (renamed Pixel Puzzles after the tsunami crisis). They're great fun.

When Qwest and I went to meet Ballar, we found out that he had lost his house, so he had to go househunting or be homeless in three days. So he couldn't make it. He said that he'd meet me when he came down to Melbourne though. Checked out an art gallery, and a cathedral. Got more photos of street signs. (I haven't had a chance to see my mum's face when she sees the photos, but I hope I have a camera at that time.)

I discovered that Sydney has a Chadstone wannabe, and a QV wannabe. And in the QV wannabe, they have these annoying benches. I took a photo, but I'll try and describe it. It's a normal wooden bench, but one of the planks has been moved too far to the right, on purpose! It irritated the obsessive-compulsive inside me to no end.

Oh, and Jean, you've had more influence on me than you think. I went shopping for clothes! Well, I was looking for one thing in particular that I haven't been able to find anywhere in Melbourne, and that's a Mrs. Claus jacket. Anyone who has seen me around Christmas time knows that I love Christmas, so I've been trying to find a jacket like hers. No luck though. :(

The mysterious pants. I found a pair of pants, that I thought were quite nice, in my bag. I was trying to decide whether or not I should wear them, so I sent Jean an SMS asking her what she thought. I decided to wear them, and I thought they were my size, but they were a bit big. So I spent the better part of my travels around Sydney that day pulling them up. :S I still don't know where the pants came from, but they're sitting in the laundry basket at the moment.

And that was Sydney. Was a lot more fun that I made it out to be, but I'm really not in the mood to be cheerful at the moment.

Thursday, July 7

Semester 1 Results

I passed Japanese, whee!

I really thought I was going to fail that subject. It even got to the point where I was trying to calculate how many marks I needed to get in order to pass during the exam, instead of doing it. Yep, I'm the person you should ask for exam techniques. I worked out that my passing the exam depended on whether the question was asking for causitive or causitive-passive. I chose causitive-passive.

For some weird reason, only one set of results are out so far. I thought the logic results would have come out at the same time at least, since they're both from the Arts faculty, but they haven't. :(

I don't know why psych results haven't come out yet either.

Oh, forgot to mention, this is my post from Sydney. So it's a special edition of the Idiot's Convention. If you attend, you get a showbag! Closing in 5..... 4..... 3... 2.. 1. Too late. Maybe next year.

Friday, July 1

I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself

Maybe it's a good thing that I'm going away to Sydney tomorrow. This week has been one of the best weeks in my life, but I'm a bit down. That makes no sense, right? How can you be sad and happy at the same time? I really need to get away, but at the same time, I don't want to. This whole trip was something I was looking forward to during exam period, I've had so many semi-red days (I'll explain this in my next post, which I left as a draft because I got distracted), and one red day, but the 2nd of July was the nice big green day. I think I need to invest in a brown whiteboard marker- does anyone know where I can get one?

Anyway, if I forgot to say bye to you before I left, then this is my farewell to you. See you in a week!

Monday, June 27

Green Days

A bit late as I've been to lazy to type anything, and preocupied with some other stuff (just stared playing Lemmings, much fun!). But my green day was the 23rd of June. For those who haven't seen the whiteboard in my room, I write down reminders for all the things I have to do. Good things are written in green, and bad things are written in red. When I look at my board and there are a lot of red things, I decide to add some green things to balance things out. When I look and there are a lot of green things, then I'm happy :)

Well, the 23rd of June should have been a red day, as it was the day of my Japanese exam. Though it was odd as I saw my first green car on that day. By green I mean the colour of pine trees green, not that blue-green colour. In fact, I saw a total of nine green cars that day, which was pretty incredible.

Then the 24th of June was another green day. Gelati, yummy!

Wow, trying to pick up the train of thought that I had when I started this post is hard. I have no idea what I was talking about. :S

Well, I've explained the whole green day/red day thing.